My sweet Lexi came in the kitchen just a bit ago and said, "Um, Mommy? Who does the silver toothbrush belong to?". I told her it was mine and asked her why she was wondering. She got a bit of a sheepish look on her face and said, "Oh, I guess I forgot to tell you I've been brushing the cats' teeth with it!"
Yes, cats. Two of them. For 3 days. Excuse me while I gag.